Lazy bum that i am the only time i actually did any productive work was during those sweaty, palm tearing and generally frustrating work in our College Workshop that taught me the meaning of 'hardwork'.
TOOLS
The tools met in the boardroom
to discuss their impending doom.
The 'BOSS' had decided to bring to an end
the manual labour which made his back bend.
And now as the hour ticked along
the tools sat with faces drawn and long.
The rusted screw got up and said
I have had many turns in life
but none with such a blunt thread.
We have to find the root cause of the problem
the chisel chipped in.
No solution comes to my head whichever way I turn
said the screwdriver sitting next to the pin.
But I can't stand going through with this anymore
the saw complained.
Life is full of hard knocks for me
cried the nail quite pained.
Let us remove our life
retorted the file.
You seem to be falling into a rife
cut in the fat knife.
We rule the world not they, by thunder
pointed out the old ruler.
Let us strike the young hammer rejoined
Yes fast and tight the clamp mimed.
"HERE COMES THE BOSS" squeeked the hinge
and all became silent with a tinge.
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